The hotly contested Pennsylvania senate seat has gone to stroke victim John Fetterman, showing just how blue this state has gone. Fetterman shows obvious signs of cognitive deficits. It is difficult for him to speak. And then there was the whole question about fracking: was he for or against. (He was against it, now he’s for it.)

The Democrats, it seems, don’t care if their candidates have their cognitive abilities intact. They don’t care if they can govern. They only care that they’re Democrats. Which is why, even if you work for Oprah, as Mehmet Oz did, if you’re Republican, they don’t want you.